Who Ate the Avocados?
Have you ever read a book about divorce that made you laugh out loud?






So who ate the eight missing avocados?
Six months trapped together in their apartment until their court hearing. In the chaos of their separation, John and Jane are locked in battles over the most ridiculous details of daily life, from grocery battles to couch custody.
These trivial situations turn the mess of divorce into a laugh-out-loud story that's relatable, sharp and full of heart.
John (the ex-husband)
On a mission to crack this avocado pit. At any cost (obviously, without spending more than the cost of eight avocados)
Jane (the ex-wife)
The night of the incident, she could not sleep. Was it guilt or the excessive avocados churning in her stomach?
Milo (the son)
Does not like avocados
Mia (the daughter)
Lives on avocados exclusively
A lighthearted approach to taking a step back and move forward!
Reader Feedback
Laugh-out-loud moments and uplifting insights from a hilarious divorce book.
Rose's book made me laugh during a tough time. Highly recommend it!
Emily Johnson
New York
I couldn't stop laughing! Rose's humor in her divorce book is refreshing and relatable. It truly uplifted my spirits during a difficult time.
Mark Smith
Los Angeles