Who Ate the Avocados?

Have you ever read a book about divorce that made you laugh out loud?

Sisyphus, or the myth of grocery shopping. Woman carrying up a bag of grocery, endless cycle
Sisyphus, or the myth of grocery shopping. Woman carrying up a bag of grocery, endless cycle
a couch split in two. Representing divorced people. Rose Ajar. Who ate the avocados?
a couch split in two. Representing divorced people. Rose Ajar. Who ate the avocados?
a fridge cut in half, the fridge of two people getting a divorce
a fridge cut in half, the fridge of two people getting a divorce
a woman sitting on a mattress in a room with boxes of boxes. She is getting a divorce and is ready
a woman sitting on a mattress in a room with boxes of boxes. She is getting a divorce and is ready
a suitcase and toilet paper rolls.  Woman leaving her husband and only taking the essentials Divorce
a suitcase and toilet paper rolls.  Woman leaving her husband and only taking the essentials Divorce
a man and woman are holding flowers and smiling out of the courthouse, they just got a divorce,
a man and woman are holding flowers and smiling out of the courthouse, they just got a divorce,

So who ate the eight missing avocados?

Six months trapped together in their apartment until their court hearing. In the chaos of their separation, John and Jane are locked in battles over the most ridiculous details of daily life, from grocery battles to couch custody.

These trivial situations turn the mess of divorce into a laugh-out-loud story that's relatable, sharp and full of heart.

Rose Ajar. John's character happy in his high chair. Divorce
Rose Ajar. John's character happy in his high chair. Divorce
John (the ex-husband)

On a mission to crack this avocado pit. At any cost (obviously, without spending more than the cost of eight avocados)

Jane. Stealing the avocados John purchased. Divorce drama and insanity
Jane. Stealing the avocados John purchased. Divorce drama and insanity
Jane (the ex-wife)

The night of the incident, she could not sleep. Was it guilt or the excessive avocados churning in her stomach?

the child of the divorced parents. Co-parenting challenges
the child of the divorced parents. Co-parenting challenges
the child of the divorced parents. Co-parenting challenges
the child of the divorced parents. Co-parenting challenges
Milo (the son)

Does not like avocados

Mia (the daughter)

Lives on avocados exclusively

A lighthearted approach to taking a step back and move forward!

Reader Feedback

Laugh-out-loud moments and uplifting insights from a hilarious divorce book.

Rose's book made me laugh during a tough time. Highly recommend it!

Emily Johnson
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man writing on paper

New York

I couldn't stop laughing! Rose's humor in her divorce book is refreshing and relatable. It truly uplifted my spirits during a difficult time.

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person writing on white paper
Mark Smith

Los Angeles

★★★★★
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